Weekly Sponge Bath:
Mae: “What do you mean you don’t know what to do?”
Buck: “Your foot is stuck in the drain. Why did you call me? I sell ice cream. Did you get hungry while you were waiting for someone who can actually help you to get here?”
Mae: “You’re a man, for God’s sake. Do something.”
Buck: “You got a chainsaw?”
Mae: “Very funny. Look, if you help me out, I’ll make it worth your while. I can show you a good time. I got moves.”
Buck: “Like the move you made climbing up on that stool and shoving your foot where it doesn’t belong? That’s attractive.”
Mae: “Come on, give a girl a break. I gotta get back to the diner and sling some more hash.”
Buck: “Well, maybe we could loosen it up somehow. You got any bacon grease?”
Mae: “Whaddya want that for?”
Buck: “It’ll help things slide in and out easier.”
Mae: “Oh. And if we move it up and down enough times it’ll pop like a cork.”
Director: “Cut!”
Mae: “Thank God. I still don’t understand the dialogue in that scene.”
Director: “You guys just had sex.”
Buck: “We did?”
Director: “Yeah. But we can’t show it. This is just how we get past the censors.”
Mae: “What do you mean you don’t know what to do?”
Buck: “Your foot is stuck in the drain. Why did you call me? I sell ice cream. Did you get hungry while you were waiting for someone who can actually help you to get here?”
Mae: “You’re a man, for God’s sake. Do something.”
Buck: “You got a chainsaw?”
Mae: “Very funny. Look, if you help me out, I’ll make it worth your while. I can show you a good time. I got moves.”
Buck: “Like the move you made climbing up on that stool and shoving your foot where it doesn’t belong? That’s attractive.”
Mae: “Come on, give a girl a break. I gotta get back to the diner and sling some more hash.”
Buck: “Well, maybe we could loosen it up somehow. You got any bacon grease?”
Mae: “Whaddya want that for?”
Buck: “It’ll help…
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điều tra.