Weekly Sponge Bath:

Mae: “What do you mean you don’t know what to do?” 

Buck: “Your foot is stuck in the drain. Why did you call me? I sell ice cream. Did you get hungry while you were waiting for someone who can actually help you to get here?”

Mae: “You’re a man, for God’s sake. Do something.”

Buck: “You got a chainsaw?”

Mae: “Very funny. Look, if you help me out, I’ll make it worth your while. I can show you a good time. I got moves.”

Buck: “Like the move you made climbing up on that stool and shoving your foot where it doesn’t belong? That’s attractive.”

Mae: “Come on, give a girl a break. I gotta get back to the diner and sling some more hash.”

Buck: “Well, maybe we could loosen it up somehow. You got any bacon grease?”

Mae: “Whaddya want that for?”

Buck: “It’ll help things slide in and out easier.”

Mae: “Oh. And if we move it up and down enough times it’ll pop like a cork.”

Director: “Cut!”

Mae: “Thank God. I still don’t understand the dialogue in that scene.”

Director: “You guys just had sex.”

Buck: “We did?”

Director: “Yeah. But we can’t show it. This is just how we get past the censors.”