
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned.”
“And how is that, my child?”
“It’s been over a week since my last blog.”
Silence on the other side of the confessional wall.
“Father?”
Throat clearing. Then, “Son, I’m not quite sure what this means, but I am here to guide you. What is this blog you speak of? Is it carnal in nature?”
“Oh no, Father. It’s nothing like that, although we probably should talk about those issues in our next session. No, a blog is where I post interesting things so that other people can read them.”
“You post things?” Short pause. “Are you sure this isn’t carnal?”
“Yes, Father. It’s like a diary, but it’s online, it’s on the Internet, and people visit my site to read what I put in this diary.”
“I see. This is a computer thing. Well, my son, we haven’t been allowed to have…
Hi, Juls! I would tattoo a picture, a very realistic picture of a cockroach, a big cockroach, on the inside bottom of the mug. People are funny and don’t like bugs…
Lol I’m thinking if there was any liquid at all in that mug that it would end up round the drinker. Devious but brilliant my friend, I love it 🙂
Hi Juls, interesting question. Here is my response:
I am glad Juls clarified this as in a coffee mug.
I would have happily have gone down the mug as in idiot line as I feel I have more to write on in that regard.
But if I was a coffee mug sort of thing I guess I would look like this.
There would be six stars in a circle to symbolise my six children, each of whom is unique in his and her own way.
I would have some symbol to reflect who I am in life, drama masks something like that and my place of origin, Australia.
Plus I’d put some inscription on it like:
Quality of life is more important than a life of denial.
I love that idea. It would serve as a reminder for all the good things every time you lifted your mug 🙂
I would put my picture, as shown on the left here, with my website title underneath. On the opposite side in big red letters I would put, “Tastes like cat pee!”