Marceline: “Alice, dear, could you possibly manage to look a trifle less bored?”Alice: “Are you kidding? We’re dressed up like cats. What is this accomplishing?”
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Marceline: “It’s keeping us in the spotlight. As every good starlet knows, there are things you simply must do to keep the attention of your fans.”
Alice: “And what fans are those? Witches? The board members at the SPCA?”
Marceline: “Don’t be such a stick, sister girl. Just act sexy and smile a bit more.”
Alice: “I don’t feel very sexy with a fake tail shoved in my ear.”
Marceline: “And how sexy will you feel when we drop off the Lucky Strike Box Office Flames list?”
Alice: “Oh. I didn’t really think about that. Being on the list means I never have to pay for drinks in this town.”
Marceline: “Exactly. Now arch your back and purr like you mean it.”
So…it’s Halloween -again. Oh joy.The humans want to wish you all a safe, happy Halloween.But what do they know?
As fur Serafina and I, we have a different message – fur kats’ sake, keep those creatures in their scary costumes away from us kats! 🙀
Some of the costumes creatures wear are so scary and realistic it scares the fleas right off us poor, unsuspecting kats!
And all that loud noise when a bunch of ghosts, goblins, aliens and vampires knock on the doors looking fur candy –?
Oh my fleas!!
And, if we’re left all alone (outside) while trick – or – treaters are roaming the streets (often without adult supervision)- who’s going to make sure they don’t hurt us kats?
We don’t worry too much about the little creatures, because their parents are usually with them. But what scares us kats is the older creatures that…
